Ron de Jeremy Rum – The Long and The Short of It

This adult beverage arrives via mail, unmarked, like other adult items.

Ron de Jeremy Rum

Ron de Jeremy Rum ©2011 Carlton Grooms

A couple of weeks ago my good friend and fellow beach blogger Rum Shop Ryan and I were chatting on twitter. Somewhere in the middle our exchanges the CEO of One Eyed Spirits jumped in and offered both of us a bottle of his new rum, Ron de Jeremy for us to review.  It was a hard sell.

A few days later Ryan got his bottle but I was in the Virgin Islands and was afraid mine had been sent back. Fortunately, the Fedex guy knows me and left the bottle with my neighbor.  Good thing my neighbor didn’t know what was in it!  Upon my return from being down island I was eager to taste and review this new rum.  Sort of kiss and tell if you will.

Remember, I am no rum judge.  Like Ryan says, “I’m no expert, I just know what I like.”  Today both Ryan and I are releasing video reviews so you get two opinions.  We’re sharing or swapping readers, depending on your perspective.  After watching here, please head over to Rum Shop Ryan‘s site and watch his.

Like any good porn.  If you like what you see, e-mail it to all your friends.  It’s work place safe!


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4 Responses to “Ron de Jeremy Rum – The Long and The Short of It”

  1. Ann, TS July 21, 2011 at 11:34 am #

    Now that is an awesome review of a unique product and in a great location. I’m not a big rum drinker but I’d try it just based on your review alone. Thanks for sharing it! :-)

    • Carl Grooms
      Carl Grooms July 21, 2011 at 2:29 pm #

      You ROCK Ann. Thanks. So good seeing you yesterday!

  2. John christopher July 21, 2011 at 2:23 pm #

    Hey man thanks for there review. Gotta tell u that while sitting here in the Texas sun on an oil well, that was an awesome background. I now find it necessary to order a bottle for myself and travel there to drink it. Gonna check out RSRs video now. Thanks again.

    • Carl Grooms
      Carl Grooms July 21, 2011 at 2:30 pm #

      John thanks for the nice words. It’s great to hear the feedback. When I’m out shooting like this I’m hoping I can send some fun people’s way. If you get a bottle take a picture and send it to me!

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